Three poo-free days so I 'm guessing potty training is complete!

I found a how-to on an obscure website.  No rocket science, just the minor appreciation of how our feathered poo machines operate and some minor aiming assistance.

The bird seems happier too.  He used to run away after doing an accidental poo on me.  I'm told it's lucky to be pooed on, on that basis BL people should be cleaning the lottery every week.

the amount of poop i have on me regular i should have been one of the winners of the euro millions

think all my birds think im the potty lol

The potty training was pretty timely. I woke up to him clambering over my face to get under a curtain to see out (during the week I wake up before sunrise, at the weekend he tends to wake&wander). I've got neat little slices across my cheeks from his razor claws. Makes me look tough.

Ian, I reckon he's lulling you into a false sense of security. Careful he doesn't poop on you at the weekend lol.

wish youd come round mine and potty train my dog!! shes 2 years old and still cant understand that we dont just go outside for running round like a nutter and sniffing everything, then she comes back in the house and poos whats that all about!!! dozy dog!

Oodie crapped on my chair arm earlier. Straight on my arm bit like a mini cowpat. Potty training myth busted.

Ha ha - that's just as I expected - sorry to laugh but you were rather righteous about it lol