They all want  booze, pizza, coffee etc but I'd love to know the more exotic thing your bird has been longing for:

Oodie:

1.   The pair of stainless steel tweezers in the bathroom.  The tweezers are the holy grail.

2.  The small ceramic red ball from my 'roller ball' (ball on top) mouse.  He kisses it,   He sings to it and he feeds it.  If my hand is in the way he takes the shortest path through the flesh.  Red ball and Oodie will marry one day.

3.  My big toe.  His mistress.  If I have socks on he 'opens' them in about 30 seconds and then romances my toe for hours. 

 

MIlky bless her was all about fighting and mirrors.  She really didn't have much time to express a birdy personality.

My head is the holy grail for Sammi the humping luvvie. He can go for hours and hours and I've lost an awful lot of hair cutting him free from the tangles, hence I now have 'sex hats' to protect us both!!

Darwin likes to crawl in my clothes and snuggle, partiuclalry keen on under my armpits, although god only knows why, she gets right indignant if I sit arms close to my side and refuse entry LOL

Ozzie, likes to attack my feet and I'm often forgetting he is about and can regulalry be seen doing my Michael Flatly impression hoping from one foot to the other as I try to locate something to distract him. Now have big furry boot slippers, steel toe caps to follow.

I have a huge problem with all my guys with my earrings, I remove all but one which is right at the very top of my ear and is a bugger to get in and out and I try to hide under my hair or in my hat but they all try and root around for the magic silver ball on a ring!! Ditto for the mole on my arm right where you would have a blood test, sooner or later I've not doubt someone is going to actually bite it off my arm!!

My Indie has an issue with bells. He sits there banging it repeatedly against the side until it's conviscated for a bit of piece and quiet.

Being under the duvet/building a mini birdy fort and charging at anyone who attempts to enter unannounced.

He wants to spoon out the gap between my collar bone and chin where he can nestle and nip if I try to remove him. Oh and of course the mole on the back of my neck which he has volunteered to remove for me. Bless.

 Ooooh so many! lol

 

Peanuts it has to be the top of the birdroom door and the architrave.  Storm it has to be toilet roll - I've lost count of the amount of rolls she's chewed up or thrown down the loo!  One of my alex's goes for a toy in his cage and feeds it  Erm, Pepsi it's the keyboard and mouse, and she guards them with her life.  I could go on forever LOL 

Norm has a thing about my feet! He will go to extraordinary lengths to reach them to bite them, but only if they are uncovered. If I cover them, it is like they don't exist.

Oooh, I forgot. He also has to pick the little blue/red disc out the top of the monoblock mixertap in our caravan, hence it stays in the drawer now. I am amazed that after months and months of not going in there, it is always the first thing he looks for!